Thursday, 18 March 2010

What do we learn about oral sex from pron?

Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
When a women is suckin' a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to suck it.
When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand fimly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

Some other things pron has taught us all:
Men are always rock hard and ready to go.
When going down with a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
If a woman gets busted mastubating by a strange man, she will not scream embarassed, but rather insist he have sex with her.
Women always orgasm when men do.
All women are noisy fucks.
People in the 70's couldn's fuck unless there was a wildguitar solo in the background.
Man always groan OOH YEAAH! when they cum.
Nurses suck patient's cocks.
Double prenetration makes women smile.
If u come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't have any problem with u jamming ur cock in his girlfriends mouth. U even can high-five each other.
Assholes are clean.
Every guy has a huge penis.
All women are completly bald.
Any girl with pigtails is a teen.
Any other girl is a MILF.
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trouser and find a cock there.

(found somehwere in internet)