Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Did you know there are different types of Orgasms?

The Positive Orgasm: "Oh yes, ohh yess, YESSSSSSSS!"
The Negative Orgasm: "Oh no, ohh noo. NOOOOOOOOO!"
The Pious Orgasm: "Oh God, Ohh Godd, GODDDDDDD!"
The Rock'n Roll Orgasm: "O Baby, o baby.........o baby..OOOOOOOOOO!"
The Heavy Metal Orgasm: "Cmon honey, go johnny, yeah honey cummin baby EEEEEEEEEEAH!"
The Instrumental Orgasm: "Ooooooooonn, ooooooooooonn!"
The Travelling Orgasm: "I'm coming, I'mm comminng, commmmminnnnnnng!"
The Greedy Orgasm: "Ahhh more, more, more, MMOOOOOOORE!"
The Murderer's Orgasm: "Ahhhh, If you take it out, I'll kill you........"
The Speleological Orgasm: "Mmm...OHHH...Deeper...Go DEEPER !!"

And The False Orgasm: "Oh, Jim, OH, JIM!"