Why dragon dildos?

Bad Dragon is a company that designs and manufactures fantasy adult toys in the most literal sense imaginable: giant sea monster cocks, scaly dragon-vagina Fleshlights, and neon orca penises that ejaculate mock cum, to name a few. This might seem strange to some people, but many of us have dreamed of having sex with things that don’t exist in reality.

Alexa: Since I have two Dukes [a handsome black dragon who is also “CEO of an international modeling firm by day, adult entertainer by night,” according to Bad Dragon’s website], I love to double-penetrate myself. I’ll keep going at it until I’m about to pass out from all the orgasms.

Enter the dragon

Scary halloween to you all!And if you promise to be bad, really bad, maybe you will get a present from me for this evil day)

Star Wars

Feel the Force!!!

Just a little bit of creativity... (another illustrations for dirty minds)

Do you rmember this picture? It has been sent to stars as a message to another civilizations. Well, it doesn't look so right, does it? Maybe cuz it's just a short version of this?))

Btw, im online again, if u wanna see me. Only today i couldnt go online and u will never believe why: cuz of my jaw. Once i had especially rough sex, and after that my jaw behaves its own way. No, nobody hit me, dont worry, i was in doggy style with my face down to pillows... well, looks like a coule of pushes from behind was too hard.

Anyway, i feel my jaw from time to time, but this night (and day, as well) it hurted, really. Now it's better but i suppose to call my doctor at monday anyway.

So, kids, remeber: when they talk about safe sex, they mean not condoms only. Watch out for ur jaws!

Can a cheap prostitute be a superhero?

Comic strips for adults who are still kids deep inside: http://porcomix.ru/view/index.php?limit=61&comix=62&page=1&lang=1. Be careful, it may be obscene and insulting.