Tuesday, 18 January 2011
Всякое всячиной.
Регулярно смотрю статистику, по каким запросам ходят на мои сайты. Временами попадаются такие перлы, что хоть стой, хоть падай.
Сегодняшний хит - pantyhose with 3rd leg. А вчера два человека пришли по запросу lesbian handjob...
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Сегодняшний хит - pantyhose with 3rd leg. А вчера два человека пришли по запросу lesbian handjob...
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Wednesday, 12 January 2011
Прогуливаясь по секс-шопам...
- Оказывается, это очень реалистичный вибратор яркого зажигающего красного цвета и белыми разводами, напоминающие сливки на клубничке. Очень возбуждает. А сразу показалось что что-то жутко-фетишно-садистское))
- Да мне тоже показалось, что как раз хорошо было бы для любителей "мяса". Не вижу тут клубнички со сливками, хоть убей.
- А я, кажется, знаю зачем он. Это когда приходят ибланы и спрашивают Period? Так вот девайс может выручить )
Spelling right is sexy.
My page is not wide enough so u'd better take a look there: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1943669
I like it)) Probably, cuz my own spelling is... eeh... let's call it "not-so-good".))
Thursday, 6 January 2011
Design your own.
Every woman has completely individual desires, predilections and even anatomical differences. There’s no one-size-fits-all option at Made To Pleasure – we really believe each woman should be led by her own desires and preferences.
Our range of toys is unashamedly beautiful, each unique piece crafted from premium materials and uniquely designed to suit specific preferences. The bespoke design option even allows you to completely craft something that’s perfect just for you.
http://www.madetopleasure.com/made-to-measure-boutique
Our range of toys is unashamedly beautiful, each unique piece crafted from premium materials and uniquely designed to suit specific preferences. The bespoke design option even allows you to completely craft something that’s perfect just for you.
http://www.madetopleasure.com/made-to-measure-boutique
Предприимчивая школота в поисках фоток с сиськами.
Тема: Требуется персональный бортпроводник Автор: Егор Пашин Организация: Credit Suisse Group Должность: представитель в РФ Страна: Россия Город: Paradeplatz 8 8070 Zurich Switzerland Email: egor_pashin@mail.ru Контактный телефон: +41 44 212 16 16 Сообщение размещено: 12:16 30 Декабря, 2010 года В международную компанию требуется персональный бортпроводник для работы на чартерных рейсах с руководящим составом компании. Особые требования: готовность работать "топлесс"! Требования: жен, 20-29 лет, опыт работы в бизнес-авиации, владение английским языком, владение немецким языком как преимущество, опыт заказа питания. Наличие допусков не обязательно. Обязанности: сопровождение и обслуживание пассажиров в рейсе (обслуживание пассажиров топлесс). Основной аэропорт - Внуково 3. Объем работы до 5 рейсов в месяц. Заработная плата ОЧЕНЬ ДОСТОЙНАЯ! Резюме вместе с фотографиями просьба присылать на адрес egor_pashin@mail.ru http://www.aviamarket.ru/cgi/list.cgi?l=r&sub=24&number=39090
Thursday, 30 December 2010
Monday, 27 December 2010
Thursday, 23 December 2010
Have u been naughty?
Hamburg is home to Germany's most legendary nightlife mile and red light district, the Reeperbahn. So it is only fitting that the city puts up a Christmas market that caters to adults - the erotic Christmas market "Santa Pauli", where you can see mommy kissing Santa Claus, and much much more...
The Christmas market is especially famous for its adult only area called "über 18" ("Over 18") - a heated tent where strip performances take place. 
The name of this guys is Knecht Ruprecht and as opposite to Santa he LOVES bad girls!
Besides the traditional Christmas market stuff - mulled wine, ginger bread, and arts and crafts - Hamburg's sexy Christmas market offers lingerie, aphrodisiaca, and sex toys, and those girls would love to help u to choose one... or a few... or a lot!
Even drinks here are special: - Der Schenkelspreizer (LegPleasure)- Das Eiertrallala (BallsTraLaLa)
- Der Gluhfick (LuckyFuck)
- Der Elchtest (DupeTest)
- Popsy - sperm-shaped liquer
This silly place looks fun! And it's not just a one day this place is open, so u can always find some time to visit it)
Thursday, 16 December 2010
Monday, 13 December 2010
Saturday, 11 December 2010
Wednesday, 8 December 2010
Dear diary...
...Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I’m on my period. He calls it "bloody victory."
...Today, I asked my boyfriend if there’s a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out."
...Today, I decided to buy a sex toy. The man in the store automatically recognized my last name off my credit card and told me how my mother is his biggest customer. He even went on to tell me of "other" things my mother loves.
...Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking.
...Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project… while we were having sex.
...Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they’re a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won’t fit, and have little brown streaks.
...Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker.
...Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring.
...Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition.
...Today, I was at a urinal, relieving myself. My boss came in and went to the urinal beside me. Seconds later, he looked over and said "Hey! We’re dick twins!"
...Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!"
...Today, while our newborn baby slept, my boyfriend wanted to be intimate. Since I haven’t healed yet we can’t have sex, so I gave him a hand job. As he was returning the favor he fell asleep with his hand in my pants.
...Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn’t so painful. I haven’t been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go f*ck myself.
...Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn’t realize there are two separate holes. He’s 28.
...Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers.
...Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom."
(youcantfuck.com)
...Today, I asked my boyfriend if there’s a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out."
...Today, I decided to buy a sex toy. The man in the store automatically recognized my last name off my credit card and told me how my mother is his biggest customer. He even went on to tell me of "other" things my mother loves.
...Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking.
...Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project… while we were having sex.
...Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they’re a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won’t fit, and have little brown streaks.
...Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker.
...Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring.
...Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition.
...Today, I was at a urinal, relieving myself. My boss came in and went to the urinal beside me. Seconds later, he looked over and said "Hey! We’re dick twins!"
...Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!"
...Today, while our newborn baby slept, my boyfriend wanted to be intimate. Since I haven’t healed yet we can’t have sex, so I gave him a hand job. As he was returning the favor he fell asleep with his hand in my pants.
...Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn’t so painful. I haven’t been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go f*ck myself.
...Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn’t realize there are two separate holes. He’s 28.
...Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers.
...Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom."
(youcantfuck.com)
Thursday, 2 December 2010
Friday, 26 November 2010
Adult toys.
The interesting sample of interactive action cards - interactive sex in this case (XIX century, btw). The set cwas supplemented with an usual samurai of typical proportions:
Print it and enjoy it))
Monday, 22 November 2010
Don't be so suspussyous
Pussy as a slang term for the female pudenda is thought to derive ultimately from Low German puse "vulva" or Old Norse puss "pocket, pouch". It didn't arise in English with a sexual meaning until the 19th century, but prior to that it had been used to refer to women in general (16th century).
Already in 1890-s The Barrison Sisters were a risqué Vaudeville act who performed in the United States and Europe advertised as The Wickedest Girls In the World. In their most famous act, the sisters would dance, raising their skirts slightly above their knees, and ask the audience, "Would you like to see my pussy?" When they had coaxed the audience into an enthusiastic response, they would raise up their skirts, revealing that each sister was wearing underwear of their own manufacture that had a live kitten secured over the crotch.
Already in 1890-s The Barrison Sisters were a risqué Vaudeville act who performed in the United States and Europe advertised as The Wickedest Girls In the World. In their most famous act, the sisters would dance, raising their skirts slightly above their knees, and ask the audience, "Would you like to see my pussy?" When they had coaxed the audience into an enthusiastic response, they would raise up their skirts, revealing that each sister was wearing underwear of their own manufacture that had a live kitten secured over the crotch.
There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set.
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.
Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm.
It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean.
But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy.
There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet.
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.
So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm.
I bring tidbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves.
I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy.
(My Girl's Pussy, the Popular Great Depression Era song. In one of the most popular Soviet Union book the title of this song had been translated as "My little girl has got one little thing...".)
TECHNOSEXUALITY
Strictly speaking, the term Technosexuality is a word used to get away from the oft-confusing acronym, A.S.F.R., which refers to the sexual interest in machines, robots, androids, gynoids and other sexual devices not really occurring in real life. And sometimes, ones that actually exist.
How old is the myth of Pygmalion anyway?.. Boiled down to its very essence, the myth tells the story of a person that created the ideal lover.
Of course we're still seeing the Frankenstein Complex. (Blade Runner, Westworld, The Stepford Wives, The Borg in Star Trek) but now there's the added tone of eroticism. We all know sex sells. But in the aforementioned movies, the robot is no longer just an artificial creation meant to carry out the labours of a man. The robot is now a receptacle for the affections of an increasingly alienated mankind. In Westworld and The Stepford Wives, we see mechanical targets for a misogynist backlash against women by an ever more emasculated male population in the wake of the sexual revolution...
Monday, 15 November 2010
Suddenly.
"Subject: $5.80???
HELLO,Are you kidding us??? NEVER.You have 21 ratings and just 3 notes. Forgetaboutit. "
Just to explain the situation, i have never seen that guy in my room. And probably he had never seen me and had never been in my chat, cuz usually i keep much lower price.
Actually, i kept the highest price to stay in the free chat, cuz i still hope to make those freaking 120 hours.
But still: is my price anyhow the problem of the guy who never comes in my chatroom? Does he has nothing to do but just sneaking and surfing profiles of girls?
Nah, get a life, man.
HELLO,Are you kidding us??? NEVER.You have 21 ratings and just 3 notes. Forgetaboutit. "
Just to explain the situation, i have never seen that guy in my room. And probably he had never seen me and had never been in my chat, cuz usually i keep much lower price.
Actually, i kept the highest price to stay in the free chat, cuz i still hope to make those freaking 120 hours.
But still: is my price anyhow the problem of the guy who never comes in my chatroom? Does he has nothing to do but just sneaking and surfing profiles of girls?
Nah, get a life, man.
Thursday, 11 November 2010
What girls want.
I forgot to tell about the most awesome porn i have ever seen. They show it on the so-called women-friendly chanell what was pretty obvious, i can say.
The big ( even huge) awesome muscular black guy fucked missionary one middle-age, average housewife, persistent repeating: "You are SO beautyful! I LOVE you!"
The big ( even huge) awesome muscular black guy fucked missionary one middle-age, average housewife, persistent repeating: "You are SO beautyful! I LOVE you!"
Monday, 8 November 2010
Boobs, dummies, milk and animals.
Just last weekend me and my gf had talked about things which are impossible to hide. One of those things is ur sexual clicks, preferences, turn-ons, fixations. U write a story - and the whole story actually would be just a stage to show the one main scene, ur turn-on. U make a movie - and sooner or later ur biggest desire, ur addiction would be shown (remember tranntino's bare feet or "drag me to hell", the oral fixation of the director of this so-called-movie was hard to not see). So it i here. I see lactation and something strange, like sex with statue. Probably, that's what Pygmalion felt. Maybe that's the idea of doll, with which u can do whenever u want, maybe that's the wish of no response, maybe the dream about coldness. As well i could say that this artist likes to be humiliated, but i am not sure about that. I would try that if he was my guest.
Still, i like those pics.
Thursday, 4 November 2010
Tuesday, 26 October 2010
Sunday, 24 October 2010
The art of genital origami.
Spanning, suspens en verbazing in combinatie met veel humor. Dit zijn de ingrediënten van een avondje ‘Puppetry of the penis’. Op luid verzoek komen lichaamskunstenaars Simon Morley en David Friend dit najaar terug naar Vlaanderen.
‘Puppetry of the penis’ hoort absoluut thuis in het rijtje kunst, maar dan voorzien van een stevige scheut humor. Misschien is het ook aan u besteed, maar het is nog maar de vraag of u, van het mannelijke geslacht, erin zou slagen om met uw dierbare vriend dergelijke kunstjes uit te voeren. De Canadese acteur Simon Morley bedacht al in 1996 ‘Puppetry of the penis’, een theatervoorstelling waarbij hij als lichaamskunstenaars voor het publiek demonstreerde wat je allemaal kan met een penis. In de allereerste voorstelling zaten 12 favoriete penistrucs. Na een ontmoeting met David Friend werden de krachten gebundeld en werd de show van ‘Puppetry of the penis’ helemaal uitgewerkt. Ondertussen krijgt u als bezoeker een voorstelling voorgeschoteld waarbij u twee heren op het podium, met hun penis, meer dan 40 hoogstaande penistrucs ziet doen. Wie denkt het ook te kunnen kan misschien eens surfen naar hun officiële website, daar staat bijvoorbeeld ‘The big banana’ aan de hand van een tekening uitgelegd. Legendarisch en wereldberoemd zijn ‘De pelikaan’, ‘De windsurfer’ en voor ‘De hamburger’ die Simon en David opvoeren in hun show. U zult schrikken tot welke prestaties het mannelijke lid in staat is wanneer u gaat kijken naar ‘Puppetry of the penis’. Rekken, strekken, plooien, draaien, het gaat schijnbaar moeiteloos wanneer u de twee heren op de bühne aan het werk ziet.
http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/
‘Puppetry of the penis’ hoort absoluut thuis in het rijtje kunst, maar dan voorzien van een stevige scheut humor. Misschien is het ook aan u besteed, maar het is nog maar de vraag of u, van het mannelijke geslacht, erin zou slagen om met uw dierbare vriend dergelijke kunstjes uit te voeren. De Canadese acteur Simon Morley bedacht al in 1996 ‘Puppetry of the penis’, een theatervoorstelling waarbij hij als lichaamskunstenaars voor het publiek demonstreerde wat je allemaal kan met een penis. In de allereerste voorstelling zaten 12 favoriete penistrucs. Na een ontmoeting met David Friend werden de krachten gebundeld en werd de show van ‘Puppetry of the penis’ helemaal uitgewerkt. Ondertussen krijgt u als bezoeker een voorstelling voorgeschoteld waarbij u twee heren op het podium, met hun penis, meer dan 40 hoogstaande penistrucs ziet doen. Wie denkt het ook te kunnen kan misschien eens surfen naar hun officiële website, daar staat bijvoorbeeld ‘The big banana’ aan de hand van een tekening uitgelegd. Legendarisch en wereldberoemd zijn ‘De pelikaan’, ‘De windsurfer’ en voor ‘De hamburger’ die Simon en David opvoeren in hun show. U zult schrikken tot welke prestaties het mannelijke lid in staat is wanneer u gaat kijken naar ‘Puppetry of the penis’. Rekken, strekken, plooien, draaien, het gaat schijnbaar moeiteloos wanneer u de twee heren op de bühne aan het werk ziet.
http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/
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