Thanks to that man i have my job now. Actually, he makes the whole webcambusiness possible. I can't wait to see that movie!
Friday, 30 July 2010
Tuesday, 27 July 2010
Онлайн в паре.
Симпатичный молодой человек из Харькова (опыт работы в модельном бизнесе,
английский, начинающий в вебкамбизнесе) ищет партнёршу для совместной работы в
видеочате (разумеется, имитация). Оборудование и помещение предоставляется.
Парень юрист, так что возможные риски обговорим )Пишите в личку.
и ник соотвествующий, мистер эксплозив.
оно всерьез хочет занятся сексом с красивой девушкой, показать гениталию - и не только бесплатно, но еще и сверху плюшек прихватить.
не он первый, кстати. в последнее время каждый десятый, если не чаще, предлагает составить пару на камере.
приглашать на свидания и все такое уже не модно, видимо.
плюс, они забывают обидное правило вебкама: хочешь перестать любить секс навсегда - займись им на камеру.
хорошо, что на одиночек это правило не распространяется.
п.с. вопрос от модели: "как вы будете орал (90 % запросов имитировать )? "
ждем ответа. пусть проявит фантазию, что ли.
Saturday, 24 July 2010
Chinese eye test.
And if u cannot read those letters, try to make "chinese eyes", as if u were teasing an asian guy.
Bob Jack - Sambuka Porn (Official Video)
Ok, the last one for today. That's one of the famous russian pornostars (at least, that's what they say in internet) and she sings. Sort of. I am looking at her and i do not understand: HOT or NOT? I like the way she looks but something stops me... However, the song is not so bad for some action))
P.S. The video is highly repetitious. There was nothing high professional in the uncensored version as well, but u can see her boobies. Check it out, if u want: http://www.yapfiles.ru/show/82792/b9ca0b7c7024eb641b0d69b5dacaeceb.flv.html
Just a little bit of creativity... (another illustrations for dirty minds)
Do you rmember this picture? It has been sent to stars as a message to another civilizations. Well, it doesn't look so right, does it? Maybe cuz it's just a short version of this?))
Btw, im online again, if u wanna see me. Only today i couldnt go online and u will never believe why: cuz of my jaw. Once i had especially rough sex, and after that my jaw behaves its own way. No, nobody hit me, dont worry, i was in doggy style with my face down to pillows... well, looks like a coule of pushes from behind was too hard.
Anyway, i feel my jaw from time to time, but this night (and day, as well) it hurted, really. Now it's better but i suppose to call my doctor at monday anyway.
So, kids, remeber: when they talk about safe sex, they mean not condoms only. Watch out for ur jaws!
How fast can you guess these words?
Let's see, if u r so innocent:
-books
-random
-pants
-fork
-pulse
-six
-books
-random
-pants
-fork
-pulse
-six
I can guess, ur mind is as dirty as mine.)
Wednesday, 21 July 2010
Tuesday, 20 July 2010
The Naked Orphan Annie Joke
1) Type up the words "ha ha ha" in 90 point bold text in a word processor on your computer, and print out onto standard 8-1/2" x 11" paper.
2) Buy a large cigar in a metal tube. Discard (or smoke) cigar. Save the tube!
3) roll up the "ha ha ha" paper as required to fit it into the cigar tube. Replace cap tightly on tube.
4) Place cz diamonds into a black cloth satchel. Add a few large steel items into the satchel (steel bolts, or washers). Sew satchel closed with black thread.
5) Sew cloth satchel into interior of a clean pair of underwear.
6) Purchase two fresh oranges. Place them into a brown paper sack.
7) Purchase an airline ticket to any location in the US, which departs within a day.
8) Just prior to your flight. lubricate cigar tube and slide into rectum (as far as possible without causing permanent injury). Also wear the underwear with the diamond satchel. Be sure to bring along the paper sack with the two oranges.
9) As you attempt to pass through security, the metallic objects in the satchel will continually set off the detector. You will be escorted into a room, and forced to undress.
10) The inspector will find the satchel of diamonds and quickly make a phone call. You will suddenly be surrounded by a large number of security. A quick search of your body cavities will produce the cigar tube. (Try to contain your excitement, to avoid being restrained)
11) While the security team is reading you "ha ha ha" note, casually reach over to the table where your oranges have been dumped from your paper sack. hold the oranges up to your eyes and say "Look at me, I am 'little orphan annie'"
12) Laugh, knowing that you have successfully pulled of the rare and elusive "naked orphan annie" joke. Imagine the number of times you will be able to retell this story!
2) Buy a large cigar in a metal tube. Discard (or smoke) cigar. Save the tube!
3) roll up the "ha ha ha" paper as required to fit it into the cigar tube. Replace cap tightly on tube.
4) Place cz diamonds into a black cloth satchel. Add a few large steel items into the satchel (steel bolts, or washers). Sew satchel closed with black thread.
5) Sew cloth satchel into interior of a clean pair of underwear.
6) Purchase two fresh oranges. Place them into a brown paper sack.
7) Purchase an airline ticket to any location in the US, which departs within a day.
8) Just prior to your flight. lubricate cigar tube and slide into rectum (as far as possible without causing permanent injury). Also wear the underwear with the diamond satchel. Be sure to bring along the paper sack with the two oranges.
9) As you attempt to pass through security, the metallic objects in the satchel will continually set off the detector. You will be escorted into a room, and forced to undress.
10) The inspector will find the satchel of diamonds and quickly make a phone call. You will suddenly be surrounded by a large number of security. A quick search of your body cavities will produce the cigar tube. (Try to contain your excitement, to avoid being restrained)
11) While the security team is reading you "ha ha ha" note, casually reach over to the table where your oranges have been dumped from your paper sack. hold the oranges up to your eyes and say "Look at me, I am 'little orphan annie'"
12) Laugh, knowing that you have successfully pulled of the rare and elusive "naked orphan annie" joke. Imagine the number of times you will be able to retell this story!
Saturday, 17 July 2010
Thursday, 8 July 2010
A piece of black humour.
One of my fav cartoons, The Oblongs, the story of freaks and mutants: http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/MpWISxlIJpI/
Wednesday, 7 July 2010
Model's bio
Nickname: sexybaby
Profile description: i want many mens
Category: Girl
What turns me on: all my nice
What turns me off: i dont no
Languages I speak: English
Profile description: i want many mens
Category: Girl
What turns me on: all my nice
What turns me off: i dont no
Languages I speak: English
Monday, 5 July 2010
Can a cheap prostitute be a superhero?
Comic strips for adults who are still kids deep inside: http://porcomix.ru/view/index.php?limit=61&comix=62&page=1&lang=1. Be careful, it may be obscene and insulting.
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