Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children

Toys are carefully planned investments that companies spend countless hours developing in the hopes that children will use them to foster memories that they'll cherish for a lifetime.
But sometimes, they just end up looking like dongs.

Punisher Shape Shifters Crotch Rocket

The hero in action: the video is also disturbing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EljaGpogiws
Fr-ooze Pop So, for the second time we have to ask if the people designing products for children are just amazingly naive, or if they're a bunch of giggling stoners seeing what they can get past the marketing team. The Fr-ooze Pop is shaped like a dildo. Fine, you can say that about a lot of food. But if you lick the Fr-ooze Pop enough, a gooey substance squirts into your mouth.

Batman Water GunWe really don't see anything sexual about this. So what if you pull a plug out of Batman's rectum to fill it with water and then give him a reach around which makes him shoot water out of his mouth? Who didn't do that on the playground at least once? The Oozinator

Ah, that doesn't look too bad. Some kind of squirt gun, right? Well, here's a picture of what it looks like to be shot by The Oozinator...

Trust us, it's much worse in motion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc&feature=player_embedded

Hang Your Child's Coat on a Bear Erection

Asian society is extremely wang-centric and 3M decided to tap into this market with colorful coat hooks for kids. There's a bear, a cat and a frog. OK, not a big deal until you notice the top left corner of the packaging, where the clearly-aroused bear is saying, "Hug me."

"I'm Mr. Bucket, Balls Pop Out of My Mouth"

You can't blame the toy designers for this one. But somewhere, a disgruntled former jingle writer is still laughing about the time he was having a shitty day at work and just to be an ass he wrote this jingle:

I'm Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top

I'm Mr. Bucket, out of my mouth they will pop

I'm Mr. Bucket, we're all gonna run

I'm Mr. Bucket, buckets of fun!

I'm Mr. Bucket, balls pop out of my mouth

I'm Mr. Bucket, a ball is what I'm about

I'm Mr. Bucket, we're all gonna run

I'm Mr. Bucket, buckets of fun!

Wolverine Squeaky Hammer

We realize a whole bunch of you have already seen the above image, stripped of all context (we bet at least one of you has it as your avatar on a message board somewhere). But where did it come from? It's got to be a one-time production mistake, or an intentional joke, or at least some cheap knockoff toy sold on the streets of Beijing, right?

Nope, it's an officially licensed Marvel toy (an inflatable hammer, you're looking at one end of it) and they all looked like that. There's video proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnfuZK2XaTI&feature=player_embedded

Rad Repeatin' Tarzan

There's absolutely nothing wrong with this doll, as long as it's not in motion. Sure, maybe a crude teenage boy could say that his right hand is sort of positioned like it's holding an invisible boner. But when you activate the little lever on Tarzan's back, that's when the magic happens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zRaPOzclI&feature=player_embedded

If you can't watch video on your computer, let's just say that he starts vigorously jerking off while wailing loudly. There's no mistaking what he's doing. They implanted a mechanism that really can only do that. Mattel changed the doll after approximately 100 percent of the boys who picked up the toy started making Tarzan jerk off within about 10 seconds. Why, what noise does he make when he masturbates?

Rafiki on Simba Sodomy Figurine

In the movie The Lion King, Rafiki is the wise baboon who acts as a sort of spiritual advisor to the protagonist Simba. That setting is recreated lovingly in this toy, or it would be if the positioning of the baby Simba and the motion of the Rafiki figure didn't turn it into a gut-wrenching display of child molestation in the Animal Kingdom.

Now watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au4tlMRI1eg&feature=player_embedded

Dora "Totally Not a Dildo, Guys" Aquapet

Honestly? Is it us? Maybe there's some other angle where it doesn't look 100 percent like a sex toy, but if so, why didn't they photograph it from that angle?

All Aboard the Dick Slide

This giant inflatable "clearly a dong" slide turns up all over the Internet, but no one seems to know where it's from ("Europe" is as close as anyone has come to nailing it down).

and... Pikachu

This is Japan, though, so that barely counts. Wait... if you compare the scale of Pikachu's lady parts with that dick slide...

found on http://www.cracked.com/ )))

Foot fetish.

And the last one for today

Hidden message:

Art.

They say t-shirts with that print are really popular in Paris. Anyway, it's a great way to keep the most famous artists in mind.

History of art for the airports.

Art with comix books.

p.s. another funny sigh for the airport:

international cannibalism sign

Adult movie posters from 60's and 70's.

Sexy, isn't it?:)))

I dunno what do u feel, but "trader hornee-ee-e-e" almost made me pee in my pants by laughing.\(^o^)/

I love people who share weird things with me ^_____^.

Like this, for example: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=323909610753051544#

Yes, it's not about sex, yes, it's about 2 hours... but damn, it's fucking awesome!

"...The main storyline of the film, which occurs two years after the Battle of Yavin takes place on Kashyyyk. During the film, scenes also take place in outer space and in spacecraft including the Millennium Falcon and an Imperial Star Destroyer. The variety-show segments and cartoon introduce a few other locales, such as a cantina on the desert planet of Tatooine and a gooey, reddish ocean planet known as Panna.
The program also features brief appearances by other Star Wars characters, including Luke Skywalker, C-3PO, R2-D2, Darth Vader, Han Solo and Princess Leia Organa (who sings the film's "theme song", set to the music of John Williams's Star Wars theme, near the end). The program also features a cartoon produced by Toronto-based Nelvana that officially introduces the bounty hunter Boba Fett..."

There is no sex in the USSR.

"За многие годы врачебной работы мне не раз приходилось видеть перед собой подростков, уже имевших опыт половой жизни. Это никогда не были красивые, хотя бы даже внешне здоровые юноши и девушки. Землистый цвет лица, дряблая кожа, плохая мускулатура - такой чаще всего их облик...
... Большинство специалистов сходится на том, что молодым людям до 25-28 лет половое воздержание ни в малейшей степени не вредит."
Журнал "Здоровье", 1966 г.

Probably, you do not understand russian and my english is not the best, but it's worth to be shared, so i'll try to translate:

"During long years of my work as a medic pretty often i used to see teens who's already were practicing sex. It have never been good-, or at least healthy-looking young men and women. Sallow complexion, loose skin, weak muscular system, that's how they were looking...
...Most of specialists are totally agree that continence cannot do the slightest harm to young men (and girls), so they could wait till their 25-28 years..."
Health Magazine, 1966.

In days of old.

Dear diary...

...Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris.

...Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something."

...Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying.

...Today, I met my boyfriend’s mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark."

...Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I’m also pregnant.

...Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test.

...Today, I proposed to a girl I’d been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I’d first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook ‘OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today’.

...Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why he said. "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty… and I don’t want people to know I lied".

...Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn’t expecting was that he’d start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he’d kiss the first random girl he saw.

English.

George Bernard Shaw once made a joke that you could spell fish as "ghoti" — using the "gh" from enough, the "o" from women, and the "ti" from motion. But he was just being silly, wasn't he?

Why are there, for example, twelve different ways to spell the sound "ee", (here just five of them: "seem", "clean", "ski", "key", "people" and "quay") and four different ways to spell the "sh" sound (as in "shut", "motion", "malicious" and "mission") and four to spell the "i" sound ("sit", "system", "women" and "pretty")? Wouldn't one for each be enough? (And why does "enough" end with a "gh" when we say "f"?)


"Spelling reform
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter c would be dropped to be replased either by k or s, and likewise x would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which c would be retained would be the ch formation, which will be dealt with later.
Year 2 might reform w spelling, so that which and one would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish y replasing it with i and Iear 4 might fiks the g/j anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez c, y and x — bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez — tu riplais ch, sh, and th rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld." Mark Twain

And a similar story:

"The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty"s government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish". - In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. - There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. - In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away. - By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". - During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU! "


There is no transcription in the German dictionary, no transcription in the Spanish dictionary, no transcription in the Dutch dictionary... and the transcription in the English dictionary.
Cuz there are rules of pronunciation in German, rules of pronunciation in Spanish, rules of pronunciation in Dutch, and there is transcription in the English dictionary.


Yes, im studing. Digging deep into my books, trying to learn one language and do not forget another.

And just a funny fact to know...

Working as a copywriter for Esquire, Hugh Hefner left in January 1952 after being denied a $5 raise.

I Modi.

I Modi (The Ways) also known as The Sixteen Pleasures or under the Latin title De omnibus Veneris Schematibus, is a famous, essentially lost erotic book of the Italian Renaissance


and were based on sixteen images of sexual positions (Aretino's Postures). Aretino then composed sixteen explicit sonnets to accompany the paintings/engravings.

In some meaning it was first european Kama-Sutra.

Some more about it (it's really interesting, u know): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Modi

Men at work.

from http://www.barbaranitke.com/ , btw.

MONETA ROMAna.

A spintria (plural, spintriae ) is a Roman token, possibly for brothels, usually depicting sexual acts or symbols.
They may have been used to pay prostitutes, who at times spoke a different language. While this is subject to argument, the numbers on them line up with known prices for Roman prostitutes (University of Queensland reference). Some theorize them gaming tokens, and they may have been produced for only a short period, probably in the 1st century A.D.

I cannot believe that stupid movie is so popular. But u see the prooves everywhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc Pfff. They ate my brain.
Interesting, is there any porn with blue folks already or not yet? Should be, by the rule 34.

PG Porn - Porn for the whole family.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrYnGKluXPw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgRZsw6IOZY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_1g3rVBmos

MUST SEE!

U have to watch it! The lion is awesome! He really breathes new life into this boring classical dancing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ha1XZSqsyc

Btw, it is "Nutcracker", arabian "Coffee"dance.

Gal's stuff.

Kool link, finally i know what people believe is fashion. http://www.polyvore.com/

And just a funny game to play, maybe i'll get some idea for my own wardrobe, who knows? Anyway it worth to dig in it.

Some pictures which are even more funny being related to webcam.

P.s. Im really sorry im offline so often. NO fucking mood. So the last picture is filled with a special sense to me.

P.p.s. If u wonder why and how the first pic could be related to being online, u should see the way a model looks with the online version of make up. Out of cam and light, i mean.

One more p.p.s. Ok, in my case there is not such a big difference with my..khm.. lets call it casual make up. Only eyes are more "smoky". But im something special))

Before the washing mashines and wash dryers had been invented house-wives had to be really creative to think up the verisimilar reason to bring smth vibrative in their houses...