Friday, 11 July 2014
Tuesday, 15 April 2014
Конкуренция среди моделей заставляет девушек идти на самые
разнообразные ухищрения в борьбе за клиента. Анонимусом были замечены
перформансы далеко выходящие за границы просто эротики, в направлении
сценического искусства и уличной магии:
тыц
- Игра на скрипке, виолончеле и фортепиано. В корсете и стрингах. (Лос Анжелес)
- Акробатика, художественная гимнастика. (Румыния)
- Всевозможные переодевания, причем не только в учительницу и медсестру (этим никого не удивишь), а в робота и лошадь(!).
- Танцы перед гаражом в костюме зайчика. В принципе все выглядело прилично, но те кто досмотрел шоу до конца увидели самое интересное: хвост этого зайчика был закреплен не снаружи, а внутри тела модели с помощью анальной пробки. (Оклахома)
- Покатушки на машине без трусов с вебкамерой под рулем (Япония)
- Шоу в общественных местах (или хорошей имитацией таковых): библиотека (Нью-йорк), офис (Рио), ресторан (Москва)
- Шоу с ручкой от коробки передач, ручником (тоже Москва) и фаркопом (где-то в США)
- Всевозможные лотереи, колеса удачи, гадание на картах
- Виртуальный собутыльник
тыц
Friday, 31 May 2013
Thursday, 16 May 2013
What Men Really Think About Your Body
You Say “Flawed”, He Says “Sexy”: What Men Really Think About Your Body
By Claire CaseyThis may come as a shock to you but guys have different eyeballs than you do. You know why I’m saying that?
Because when YOU look at yourself in the mirror, you see that front tooth that’s a bit crooked, the line where your bra presses in (you call this your “back fat”), the too-small breasts or the too-wide rear, your goofy knees, funny toes…. The list goes on and on.
But you know what your MAN sees? A woman he’d love to strip naked and get busy with right this instant, maybe sooner. My personal body part confession… Maybe you have a muffin top “thing,” but I used to HATE my feet.
When I was a teenager, I had surgery on my big toes (bunions, it’s such an ugly word!!) and for the next 20 years I zealously covered my feet. I never EVER owned a pair of sandals or open-toed shoes and would have died before I let a man openly look at my feet. I have a big scar running the length of both big toes. My second toe is longer. My feet are… wanky. You know. Ugh, I could make myself MISERABLE thinking about my feet.
Shockingly, amazingly, wonderfully, I found a man actually willing (he would say, desperate!) to marry me.
I hope you’re laughing now, but at the time, I found it next to impossible to think about what kind of man would marry me “even with these feet.”
3 ways MEN see your body…
If you asked my man which of my physical attributes attracted him, it’s really hard for him to move past the standard T&A answer you’d probably get from any man. You can almost see a physical effort as he drags his sex-craving brain past the chest, past the butt, and FINALLY he’ll tell you something like, “She has gorgeous shoulders…”I bet he didn’t even know I had scars on my feet for the first 10 years we were married.
Here’s the thing: Men see your body in three ways, and it’s nothing like the way you see yourself.
1. They see what makes you WOMANLY
This means when they look at you they instantly notice the things about your body that make you uniquely a woman. Breasts, hips, ass, curves… Even the way you walk. It’s nearly impossible for a red-blooded heterosexual male to notice anything before they read the parts of your body that say: I am a woman.Your arm flaps do not make this list. Your cellulite does not make this list. Your stretch marks do not make this list. Sorry.
2. They see what makes you UNIQUE
That chipped tooth you hate? They think it’s kind of charming. The muffin top? They can’t see it because it’s too near your ass, which they think is the finest thing in nine counties. Do you think your lips are too thin? They just love it when you smile at them. (And truthfully, when they think about your lips on their body, they are NOT thinking “Oh her lips are too thin.” I PROMISE.)If guys notice a particular body part of yours that you think makes you hideous (and I guarantee you they would never use that term) they just think it makes you uniquely…you! And since it’s YOU they are desperate for, they want that part of you as much as the others.
3. They see what you constantly draw their attention to
This is where you have the power to rock or ruin a relationship.When you constantly complain about your own body, a man’s desire to enjoy and love you are being eroded a little at a time. In other words, you’re rejecting him. He thinks, “I could touch her body all day,” and you say, “I’m too flabby.” You’re not only tearing yourself down, you’re tearing HIM – his thoughts, his desires for you, his excitement about you – down.
And it works the other way, too. Show off your pedicure (I do, now!), go sleeveless, wear that backless dress, and ruthlessly tease him with the body he absolutely adores.
A man loves a REAL woman
Of course he looks at the naked, “perfect” girls in the magazine or online. And of course you’re bombarded with “perfect” skinny chicks on the runway or the billboard.But a picture of perfection – whether it’s real or not – is no competition whatsoever for a living, breathing, fragrant woman sitting next to a man at a restaurant. Or pressed slightly against him in the elevator. Perfection can go hang; you are up close and personal.
Stepford wives are creepy. You can be assured that while he might fantasize about a playmate of the month, he’ll take a real woman over a figment of his imagination EVERY time.
Celebrate your body (and let him do it, too)!
Of course you want to invest time and energy into a healthy, beautiful body. But meanwhile, don’t let your own issues with your body drive him away. You deserve all the fabulous man-attention as he wants to give you!http://justformetoday.com/what-men-really-think-about-your-body/?imt=1
This was one of the first infographics ever made:
http://blog.okcupid.com/
Tuesday, 14 May 2013
Monday, 8 April 2013
Thursday, 21 February 2013
Friday, 15 February 2013
Wednesday, 19 December 2012
Это так прекрасно, что я не могла не утащить!
От всегда позитивной Мэгги :
"Увидела ссылку на интересную тему, девушки обсуждают наболевшее на одном англоязычном вебкам-форуме. Итак, что говорят посетители на вебке и что это значит на самом деле?
Не могу не поделиться избранными цитатами
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What they say: «I want to see you cum.»
What they mean: «I want to see you cum in a way that is visually pleasing to me whether or not will get you off easily.
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When they say «Where are you from?»
What they usually mean is «I need to find out if you live close enough to me so I can get you to drive over here and fuck me, since u r a webcam slut and all.»
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What They Say: «What do you do in pvt??»
What They Mean: «Talk about all the dirty things you do so I can jerk it and cum to you just talking about it and then leave without ever taking you private!»
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«Show feet bb» = «I’m whacking off now and want to see your feet so I can cum for free»
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«Stand up bb» = «I’m whacking off now and want to see your whole body so I can cum for free »
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«You’re a whore.» = «My mother never loved me.»
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Mmmmm bb stand up = I’m too lazy to go to your profile and look at the 20+ full body pictures you have posted.
«I’m here to be your friend» = «I’m a freeloader and will sit in your room asking for attention and waiting till someone else tips you»
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«Someone tip this beautiful girl» = «I’m watching for free so I need you guys to pitch in for me to blow my load all over my keyboard in my parents’ basement»
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«Show me your ass before pvt» = «Show me your ass instead of a pvt»
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«I want to be your slave and obey you» = «I want you to read my mind for things I’m into but will never tell you about»
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«Do what you like baby» = «Grab the biggest dildo you have and bang the shit out of yourself»
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«Do XYZ for us» = «I want you to do XYZ now and I don’t give a fuck about others»
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«I’m into feet, bb — are they cute?» = «I want my fetish show for free, because feet are non-adult»
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«you’re so hot», «you’re so gorgeous», «you’re so beautiful», «I love your smile» = maybe if I compliment her enough, she will forget about wanting money and give me a free show as a reward for my compliments and niceness.
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«You look exactly like my mom/sister/cousin = «Let’s roleplay in free chat.»
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«Has tipped 500 tokens» = «I think you are new/dumb enough to believe I just tipped you by typing out that I tipped you»
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«faster, harder, harder, HARDER, cum, cum, cum NOW, squirt squirt SQUIRT NOW» = Im a virgin
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«I need to know what I pay for», «Give me a preview of your ***, I’ll buy a show if it’s good enough» = » I’m a beggar but this will make me sound like a shrewd gourmet»
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«You look so nice and special, you’re too good for this. Do you need a friend?» = «I’m trolling the site for personal info. Mind giving me your FB so I could harass you into giving me free shows?»
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«I’m 6’2, good looking, muscular guy, 9 inch cock» = «I’m a gift to women and I deserve a free show»
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«I’m 6’2, good looking, muscular guy, 9 inch cock» = «I’m middle-age, out of shape chain-smoking mouth breather probably stealing my neighbor’s internet (my cam is broken, bb)»
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«I have a business proposition for you. Can you PM me, bb?» = «Different song…… but I’m still a freeloader who wants a free show»
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«Do you like big or small cock, bb?» = I am fapping and I need to hear you talk about cocks so I can cum for free.
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«What is your favourite position, bb?» = I am fapping and need to hear you talk about sex so I can cum for free.
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«What is your favourite roleplay, bb?» = I am fapping and need to hear you tell a dirty story so I can cum for free.
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«*girl X* will do a Skype show for 400 tokens! I’m not paying you any more than that!» — I only have 400 tokens.
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«damn ur expensive» = «even if you were $0.99 I still wouldn’t pay as I want everything for free»
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«You are too ugly/fat/vanilla to charge X.XX» = «I don’t have X.XX»
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«Make me hard before pvt» = «Make me cum»
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«How old are you?», «Where are you from?», «Are you hairy/shaved/trimmed?» = «How does one scroll the page down to read the bio?»
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«Can you show me the outfits you have?» = «Turn your room into a complete mess, get everyone leave the chat and then see me go away never to be seen again»
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«YA BITCH! SLUT! Answer me BIATCH! STUPID UGLY HO» = «I’m 13 years old and I’m so happy you can’t punch me in the face!»
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«I sent you a picture of my dick, Do you like it?» = «Now that you saw my dick, I’m entitled to seeing some pussy!»
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«Do you have a nice ass/feet/tits?» = I want to see you flash for free, and think that I am being truly sneaky and clever about it. You will never suspect that I am asking to see them, just asking about them. Mwahahahaha.
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«I have a 15″ cock» = I truly believe that women want to be impaled during intercourse, and that you are just a dumb slut who will believe that my penis is 3x the average size, despite anatomical unlikelihood.
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«Do you like black cock» = I would like some BBC fetish talk for free please.
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«What size cock do you like? What do you think of 3″?» = I see in your profile you do SPH. I would like some for free, please.
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«Will you flash your pussy for $100000 gold? I will give it to you after» = I assume that you will be blinded by greed and stupidity, and show me your pussy for free.
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(After a request for a free flash is denied) «You are an ugly bitch» = I am furious that you do not respect my belief that I am entitled to everything for free, and am going to go cry about not being able to masturbate to the sight of your nipples.
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«Open boob for to me mak sexy with u» = I do not speak English, but I’m going to try to talk dirty through Google translate and see what happens. If you do not understand the mangled wreckage of the english language that results, I will get very angry.
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«TITS! TITS NOW! TITS!» = I’m 13, and the only boobs I’ve ever seen are when the chess club went swimming.
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«Are you shaved or hairy bb?» = «Please talk about your vagina in great detail so I can jerk off for free»
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«What do you consider small?» = «I want free sph and I think I’m super clever»
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Just one nipple, bb! Plz? I just want to see one nipple = You are a dumb whore, and I am smrt so I know if I can get you too just show me one of your nipples I will be able to talk you out of your panties in no time.
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Just for me, bb? Plz? = Hmmm, my compliments to her didn’t make her give me free shit so maybe if I lay on the guilt trip maybe that will do it it.
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«Put toy in pussy then I take you PVT for an hour/give you 1000 gold» — «I wanna see how dumb and greedy you are»
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I really like you! = I am about to ask you for free stuff
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OMG! You are so hawt, bb! Marry me! = I am about to ask you for free stuff
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You are fat/Ugly/Stupid = I am pissed off that you won’t give me free stuff.
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«How old are you/what are your rates/do you deepthroat/do you do anal/what is your name?» = I am too damn lazy to read your profile, so I am going to interrupt you with inane questions. I am special. I am KING. I don’t need to read profiles, the world revolves around meeeeeeeeee!
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«Will you be around in ______ hrs/mins? I’ll come back to you.» = I want to see how desperate you are for cash so that maybe, if I wait long enough and you’re still here, I can get you to lower your rates/ give me stuff for free.»
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«do you have tights…stockings…a g-string…a nurse outfit…a red spotted soft toy bear or some other dumb shit?» = «I just want to see you get up and run around getting these things.»
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«are you ready for pvt bb?» = «I want you to stand up or otherwise change your position and get really excited thinking I’m going to take you into a pvt session when really I’m just a very sad freeloader.»
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«do you want to go pvt bb?/lets go pvt» = «I don’t understand how Adultwork works and have never clicked on the pvt button before»
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«Hey BB, open my cam for a sec…just my face, promise.» = Hehehe, this dumb bimbo is gettin’ a sneak cock attack…and then I can jerk off.
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«OH JAYSUS! You are so (extensive, crazed compliments here)» every day, every time I log on from a guy who hotlisted me, but has never paid for a show = I will stroke your ego so much you will eventually give me a free show.
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«Hey there, I’m a cam model too in the dude section.» = Because I made a cam profile, which no one will ever pay to see, I am so not one of THOSE guys and will bother you every time you are on. Open my cam, let’s get to know eachother…for free, because we are co-workers.
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«i will brb»= «i am going to log off and watch you as guest so i dont have to contribute to your countdown.»
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«looks like i came just in time.» = «as viewing you as a guest, i saw that your countdown is over so i logged back in to chat with you while i freeload.»
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«How does this site work? How do you load credit? I can’t find the tip button.» = «I’m a mindless consumer who doesn’t read anything in detail before I punch in my credit card number, especially if said product is in any way related to sexual entertainment. Also, I’m so anxiously staring at the screen, desperate for a nip-slip that I refuse to acknowledge the TIP tab, near your face or the token/credit amount, displayed next to it.»
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Your tits are TOTALLY not the size that you say that they are. They are (insert obviously much lesser cup size here.)
= I am so smrt! This will totally get her to prove it by flashing me for free.
OR
= You aren’t paying enough attention to me, so I am going to act like a 2 year old and say things that are untrue just to get you angry because any type of attention from a hot chick is good attention.
OR
= Your prices are too expensive for me to afford so I am going to call you out in a lame attempt to sabotage you because if I make it look like you are lying about your breasts size I wrongly assume that it will make the custies that can actually pay suspicious about what else you are lying about.
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Hi there! I am a girl! = Fuck, all my other Wile E Coyote plans to get her to show me her boobies in freechat have failed horridly. This one has GOT to be the one that will work!
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«Why won’t you show feet for free? Its not your pussy or anything» = I mistakenly believe that this sex worker is completely unaware that people can have fetishes for body parts other than a vagina, and will convince her to get me off for free.
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Do you have Skype? = Please leave your room full of paying customers to do a free show for me
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I sent you the money bb, it just takes awhile to show up, do the show for me now= I didn’t send the money, but I think you look stupid enough to believe me
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«Hey bb do you roleplay?» = «I’m going to now ask you which one is your favorite one in hopes that you’ll just pop out with the one that’s MY favorite one….it will probably also be something that’s against the site rules…so it’s even more unlikely that you’ll blurt out my very specific, illegal roleplay scenario…but one day this will work and you’ll blurt out, ‘Mommy fucking her baby son with a sheep!’ just like I’ve dreamed. That’ll mean you’re my dream girl….and by dream girl I mean that I’ll instantly spooge all over my keyboard and then return every night to harass you in free chat.»
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«If you do x, you’ll make more money!» — I want everything for free/cheapest and believe you’re stupid enough to buy my gambit"
"Увидела ссылку на интересную тему, девушки обсуждают наболевшее на одном англоязычном вебкам-форуме. Итак, что говорят посетители на вебке и что это значит на самом деле?
Не могу не поделиться избранными цитатами
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What they say: «I want to see you cum.»
What they mean: «I want to see you cum in a way that is visually pleasing to me whether or not will get you off easily.
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When they say «Where are you from?»
What they usually mean is «I need to find out if you live close enough to me so I can get you to drive over here and fuck me, since u r a webcam slut and all.»
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What They Say: «What do you do in pvt??»
What They Mean: «Talk about all the dirty things you do so I can jerk it and cum to you just talking about it and then leave without ever taking you private!»
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«Show feet bb» = «I’m whacking off now and want to see your feet so I can cum for free»
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«Stand up bb» = «I’m whacking off now and want to see your whole body so I can cum for free »
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«You’re a whore.» = «My mother never loved me.»
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Mmmmm bb stand up = I’m too lazy to go to your profile and look at the 20+ full body pictures you have posted.
«I’m here to be your friend» = «I’m a freeloader and will sit in your room asking for attention and waiting till someone else tips you»
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«Someone tip this beautiful girl» = «I’m watching for free so I need you guys to pitch in for me to blow my load all over my keyboard in my parents’ basement»
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«Show me your ass before pvt» = «Show me your ass instead of a pvt»
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«I want to be your slave and obey you» = «I want you to read my mind for things I’m into but will never tell you about»
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«Do what you like baby» = «Grab the biggest dildo you have and bang the shit out of yourself»
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«Do XYZ for us» = «I want you to do XYZ now and I don’t give a fuck about others»
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«I’m into feet, bb — are they cute?» = «I want my fetish show for free, because feet are non-adult»
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«you’re so hot», «you’re so gorgeous», «you’re so beautiful», «I love your smile» = maybe if I compliment her enough, she will forget about wanting money and give me a free show as a reward for my compliments and niceness.
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«You look exactly like my mom/sister/cousin = «Let’s roleplay in free chat.»
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«Has tipped 500 tokens» = «I think you are new/dumb enough to believe I just tipped you by typing out that I tipped you»
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«faster, harder, harder, HARDER, cum, cum, cum NOW, squirt squirt SQUIRT NOW» = Im a virgin
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«I need to know what I pay for», «Give me a preview of your ***, I’ll buy a show if it’s good enough» = » I’m a beggar but this will make me sound like a shrewd gourmet»
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«You look so nice and special, you’re too good for this. Do you need a friend?» = «I’m trolling the site for personal info. Mind giving me your FB so I could harass you into giving me free shows?»
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«I’m 6’2, good looking, muscular guy, 9 inch cock» = «I’m a gift to women and I deserve a free show»
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«I’m 6’2, good looking, muscular guy, 9 inch cock» = «I’m middle-age, out of shape chain-smoking mouth breather probably stealing my neighbor’s internet (my cam is broken, bb)»
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«I have a business proposition for you. Can you PM me, bb?» = «Different song…… but I’m still a freeloader who wants a free show»
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«Do you like big or small cock, bb?» = I am fapping and I need to hear you talk about cocks so I can cum for free.
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«What is your favourite position, bb?» = I am fapping and need to hear you talk about sex so I can cum for free.
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«What is your favourite roleplay, bb?» = I am fapping and need to hear you tell a dirty story so I can cum for free.
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«*girl X* will do a Skype show for 400 tokens! I’m not paying you any more than that!» — I only have 400 tokens.
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«damn ur expensive» = «even if you were $0.99 I still wouldn’t pay as I want everything for free»
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«You are too ugly/fat/vanilla to charge X.XX» = «I don’t have X.XX»
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«Make me hard before pvt» = «Make me cum»
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«How old are you?», «Where are you from?», «Are you hairy/shaved/trimmed?» = «How does one scroll the page down to read the bio?»
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«Can you show me the outfits you have?» = «Turn your room into a complete mess, get everyone leave the chat and then see me go away never to be seen again»
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«YA BITCH! SLUT! Answer me BIATCH! STUPID UGLY HO» = «I’m 13 years old and I’m so happy you can’t punch me in the face!»
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«I sent you a picture of my dick, Do you like it?» = «Now that you saw my dick, I’m entitled to seeing some pussy!»
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«Do you have a nice ass/feet/tits?» = I want to see you flash for free, and think that I am being truly sneaky and clever about it. You will never suspect that I am asking to see them, just asking about them. Mwahahahaha.
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«I have a 15″ cock» = I truly believe that women want to be impaled during intercourse, and that you are just a dumb slut who will believe that my penis is 3x the average size, despite anatomical unlikelihood.
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«Do you like black cock» = I would like some BBC fetish talk for free please.
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«What size cock do you like? What do you think of 3″?» = I see in your profile you do SPH. I would like some for free, please.
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«Will you flash your pussy for $100000 gold? I will give it to you after» = I assume that you will be blinded by greed and stupidity, and show me your pussy for free.
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(After a request for a free flash is denied) «You are an ugly bitch» = I am furious that you do not respect my belief that I am entitled to everything for free, and am going to go cry about not being able to masturbate to the sight of your nipples.
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«Open boob for to me mak sexy with u» = I do not speak English, but I’m going to try to talk dirty through Google translate and see what happens. If you do not understand the mangled wreckage of the english language that results, I will get very angry.
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«TITS! TITS NOW! TITS!» = I’m 13, and the only boobs I’ve ever seen are when the chess club went swimming.
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«Are you shaved or hairy bb?» = «Please talk about your vagina in great detail so I can jerk off for free»
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«What do you consider small?» = «I want free sph and I think I’m super clever»
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Just one nipple, bb! Plz? I just want to see one nipple = You are a dumb whore, and I am smrt so I know if I can get you too just show me one of your nipples I will be able to talk you out of your panties in no time.
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Just for me, bb? Plz? = Hmmm, my compliments to her didn’t make her give me free shit so maybe if I lay on the guilt trip maybe that will do it it.
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«Put toy in pussy then I take you PVT for an hour/give you 1000 gold» — «I wanna see how dumb and greedy you are»
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I really like you! = I am about to ask you for free stuff
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OMG! You are so hawt, bb! Marry me! = I am about to ask you for free stuff
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You are fat/Ugly/Stupid = I am pissed off that you won’t give me free stuff.
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«How old are you/what are your rates/do you deepthroat/do you do anal/what is your name?» = I am too damn lazy to read your profile, so I am going to interrupt you with inane questions. I am special. I am KING. I don’t need to read profiles, the world revolves around meeeeeeeeee!
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«Will you be around in ______ hrs/mins? I’ll come back to you.» = I want to see how desperate you are for cash so that maybe, if I wait long enough and you’re still here, I can get you to lower your rates/ give me stuff for free.»
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«do you have tights…stockings…a g-string…a nurse outfit…a red spotted soft toy bear or some other dumb shit?» = «I just want to see you get up and run around getting these things.»
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«are you ready for pvt bb?» = «I want you to stand up or otherwise change your position and get really excited thinking I’m going to take you into a pvt session when really I’m just a very sad freeloader.»
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«do you want to go pvt bb?/lets go pvt» = «I don’t understand how Adultwork works and have never clicked on the pvt button before»
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«Hey BB, open my cam for a sec…just my face, promise.» = Hehehe, this dumb bimbo is gettin’ a sneak cock attack…and then I can jerk off.
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«OH JAYSUS! You are so (extensive, crazed compliments here)» every day, every time I log on from a guy who hotlisted me, but has never paid for a show = I will stroke your ego so much you will eventually give me a free show.
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«Hey there, I’m a cam model too in the dude section.» = Because I made a cam profile, which no one will ever pay to see, I am so not one of THOSE guys and will bother you every time you are on. Open my cam, let’s get to know eachother…for free, because we are co-workers.
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«i will brb»= «i am going to log off and watch you as guest so i dont have to contribute to your countdown.»
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«looks like i came just in time.» = «as viewing you as a guest, i saw that your countdown is over so i logged back in to chat with you while i freeload.»
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«How does this site work? How do you load credit? I can’t find the tip button.» = «I’m a mindless consumer who doesn’t read anything in detail before I punch in my credit card number, especially if said product is in any way related to sexual entertainment. Also, I’m so anxiously staring at the screen, desperate for a nip-slip that I refuse to acknowledge the TIP tab, near your face or the token/credit amount, displayed next to it.»
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Your tits are TOTALLY not the size that you say that they are. They are (insert obviously much lesser cup size here.)
= I am so smrt! This will totally get her to prove it by flashing me for free.
OR
= You aren’t paying enough attention to me, so I am going to act like a 2 year old and say things that are untrue just to get you angry because any type of attention from a hot chick is good attention.
OR
= Your prices are too expensive for me to afford so I am going to call you out in a lame attempt to sabotage you because if I make it look like you are lying about your breasts size I wrongly assume that it will make the custies that can actually pay suspicious about what else you are lying about.
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Hi there! I am a girl! = Fuck, all my other Wile E Coyote plans to get her to show me her boobies in freechat have failed horridly. This one has GOT to be the one that will work!
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«Why won’t you show feet for free? Its not your pussy or anything» = I mistakenly believe that this sex worker is completely unaware that people can have fetishes for body parts other than a vagina, and will convince her to get me off for free.
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Do you have Skype? = Please leave your room full of paying customers to do a free show for me
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I sent you the money bb, it just takes awhile to show up, do the show for me now= I didn’t send the money, but I think you look stupid enough to believe me
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«Hey bb do you roleplay?» = «I’m going to now ask you which one is your favorite one in hopes that you’ll just pop out with the one that’s MY favorite one….it will probably also be something that’s against the site rules…so it’s even more unlikely that you’ll blurt out my very specific, illegal roleplay scenario…but one day this will work and you’ll blurt out, ‘Mommy fucking her baby son with a sheep!’ just like I’ve dreamed. That’ll mean you’re my dream girl….and by dream girl I mean that I’ll instantly spooge all over my keyboard and then return every night to harass you in free chat.»
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«If you do x, you’ll make more money!» — I want everything for free/cheapest and believe you’re stupid enough to buy my gambit"
Saturday, 18 August 2012
...Вообще
мужественные девушки работают в рунете, ибо не так страшны те же записи
приватов, как подписи к ним.
Вот честно, если бы кто мой приват выложил с сопроводительным текстом à
la "приговаривывает сладострастные речи", "20 летнее русская модель. Во
фри чатах шою не устраивает", "Собирает деньги на умечтавшееся часы",
"кариглазая красавица", "в анусик тычит все под ряд", "она исключила
Украину для просмотра своей комнаты"... словом, вот за текст нашла бы и
убила. Путём методичного битья фигуранта головой об стену.
(c)
(c)
Cockle bread
cockle bread was a popular stuart-era baked good said to excite the passions of men. young women would make it for the objects of their affection by sitting on raw dough with their naked derriere, kneading it with their privy parts by madly wriggling around and singing the cockle bread song:
my dame is sick and gonne to bed
and i’ll go mould my cockle bread
up with my heels and down with my head
and this is the way to mould cockle bread
Thursday, 19 April 2012
Wednesday, 18 April 2012
Why dragon dildos?
Bad Dragon is a company that designs and manufactures fantasy adult toys in the most literal sense imaginable: giant sea monster cocks, scaly dragon-vagina Fleshlights, and neon orca penises that ejaculate mock cum, to name a few. This might seem strange to some people, but many of us have dreamed of having sex with things that don’t exist in reality.
Alexa: Since I have two Dukes [a handsome black dragon who is also “CEO of an international modeling firm by day, adult entertainer by night,” according to Bad Dragon’s website], I love to double-penetrate myself. I’ll keep going at it until I’m about to pass out from all the orgasms.
Enter the dragon
Sunday, 8 April 2012
Saturday, 31 March 2012
The Internal Clitoris
and a bit more here http://blog.museumofsex.com/the-internal-clitoris/ and here http://io9.com/5876335/until-2009-the-human-clitoris-was-an-absolute-mystery
...Many women can bring themselves to orgasm without ever inserting anything inside of themselves. They are causing their internal clitoris to become erect and likely stimulating their glans, bulbs, and crura by rubbing themselves on the outside. The corpus cavernousum is the additional erectile tissue encompassing the vagina, and greatly erogenous when stimulated internally.
Let’s also remember, female orgasm is not solely about the clitoris and vagina either. It is far more complex and also involves the workings of multiple nerves, tissues, muscles, reflexes, and mental effort. Some women can think themselves to orgasm. Others can orgasm simply by flexing their pelvic muscles. Considering all the components involved plus the variability of human beings and their anatomies, it’s extremely important to remember no two people are the same. What works for one woman may not work for another. In other words, it’s all custom under the hood...
Wednesday, 7 March 2012
От волшебной Мэгги.
Меж тем, я хотела рассказать историю про Машу несудьбы.
Машу я фотографировала летом. Она только пришла работать на одну из питерских вебкам-студий и потому остро нуждалась в фотографиях.
Когда мы с Машей пришли сниматься, после семи первых же кадров, за стеной фотостудии прорвало бойлер, от которого питался весь дом. Мы стояли посреди генераторов и моноблоков, а вода прибывала и прибывала.
- Маша, – сказала я. – У меня такого обычно не бывает, Маша, и мне это не нравится.
Когда, через час, когда бравые ребята из аварийки заткнули течь, закоротило электричество. Этого стоило ожидать, но все равно было неприятно и удивительно.
- Маша, – сказала я. – Мне кажется, что вселенная против этой фотосессии, Маша. Но, как честный человек и ответственный фотограф, я приглашаю тебя к себе домой, у меня есть там свет, куда же ты без фотографий.
Мы почти доехали до моего дома, но внезапно позвонил Алекс и сказал, что можно не торопиться. Дома света тоже нет, авария, то-се, починят к вечеру. И вообще потек холодильник. Какие уж тут фоточки.
- Маша, – снова заговорила я. – Вселенная определенно хочет нам что-то сказать, Маша, и неплохо бы прислушаться. Но, как честный человек и невероятно ответственный фотограф, я предлагаю тебе залезть прямо сейчас вот в этот куст сирени топлесс.
Когда мы наконец добрались до моего дома, свет там так и не появился, пришлось загнать Машу на подоконник, потом на стоящую под окном кровать и снимать в естественном свете.
Я очень нехотя обрабатывала эти фотографии. Пока я делала это, у меня ноутбук перегревался три раза и дважды падал со стола, что для крепкой соньки крайне нехарактерно.
Я отдала Маше фотографии. Она сказала спасибо и стала работать долго и счастливо. Не верьте в приметы.
(c)
Машу я фотографировала летом. Она только пришла работать на одну из питерских вебкам-студий и потому остро нуждалась в фотографиях.
Когда мы с Машей пришли сниматься, после семи первых же кадров, за стеной фотостудии прорвало бойлер, от которого питался весь дом. Мы стояли посреди генераторов и моноблоков, а вода прибывала и прибывала.
- Маша, – сказала я. – У меня такого обычно не бывает, Маша, и мне это не нравится.
Когда, через час, когда бравые ребята из аварийки заткнули течь, закоротило электричество. Этого стоило ожидать, но все равно было неприятно и удивительно.
- Маша, – сказала я. – Мне кажется, что вселенная против этой фотосессии, Маша. Но, как честный человек и ответственный фотограф, я приглашаю тебя к себе домой, у меня есть там свет, куда же ты без фотографий.
Мы почти доехали до моего дома, но внезапно позвонил Алекс и сказал, что можно не торопиться. Дома света тоже нет, авария, то-се, починят к вечеру. И вообще потек холодильник. Какие уж тут фоточки.
- Маша, – снова заговорила я. – Вселенная определенно хочет нам что-то сказать, Маша, и неплохо бы прислушаться. Но, как честный человек и невероятно ответственный фотограф, я предлагаю тебе залезть прямо сейчас вот в этот куст сирени топлесс.
Когда мы наконец добрались до моего дома, свет там так и не появился, пришлось загнать Машу на подоконник, потом на стоящую под окном кровать и снимать в естественном свете.
Я очень нехотя обрабатывала эти фотографии. Пока я делала это, у меня ноутбук перегревался три раза и дважды падал со стола, что для крепкой соньки крайне нехарактерно.
Я отдала Маше фотографии. Она сказала спасибо и стала работать долго и счастливо. Не верьте в приметы.
(c)
Tuesday, 6 March 2012
Sunday, 19 February 2012
Moretta
Popular in Venice as it brought out the beauty of feminine features such as the female head, body and mind. The mask was held in place by the wearer biting on a button or bit and was finished off with a veil. Servetta Muta translates as 'mute maid servant'. 
Friday, 17 February 2012
Friday, 10 February 2012
Thursday, 2 February 2012
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