Friday 26 November 2010

The winner of the year - 3

- Interested in a sex date?
- I pay good money.
- 400!

Adult toys.

The interesting sample of interactive action cards - interactive sex in this case (XIX century, btw). The set cwas supplemented with an usual samurai of typical proportions:


Print it and enjoy it))

Monday 22 November 2010

Don't be so suspussyous

Pussy as a slang term for the female pudenda is thought to derive ultimately from Low German puse "vulva" or Old Norse puss "pocket, pouch". It didn't arise in English with a sexual meaning until the 19th century, but prior to that it had been used to refer to women in general (16th century).
Already in 1890-s The Barrison Sisters were a risqué Vaudeville act who performed in the United States and Europe advertised as The Wickedest Girls In the World. In their most famous act, the sisters would dance, raising their skirts slightly above their knees, and ask the audience, "Would you like to see my pussy?" When they had coaxed the audience into an enthusiastic response, they would raise up their skirts, revealing that each sister was wearing underwear of their own manufacture that had a live kitten secured over the crotch.



There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set.
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.
Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm.
It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean.
But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's pussy.
There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet.
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's pussy.
Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's pussy.
So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm.
I bring tidbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves.
I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's pussy.

(My Girl's Pussy, the Popular Great Depression Era song. In one of the most popular Soviet Union book the title of this song had been translated as "My little girl has got one little thing...".)

TECHNOSEXUALITY

Strictly speaking, the term Technosexuality is a word used to get away from the oft-confusing acronym, A.S.F.R., which refers to the sexual interest in machines, robots, androids, gynoids and other sexual devices not really occurring in real life. And sometimes, ones that actually exist.

How old is the myth of Pygmalion anyway?.. Boiled down to its very essence, the myth tells the story of a person that created the ideal lover.

Of course we're still seeing the Frankenstein Complex. (Blade Runner, Westworld, The Stepford Wives, The Borg in Star Trek) but now there's the added tone of eroticism. We all know sex sells. But in the aforementioned movies, the robot is no longer just an artificial creation meant to carry out the labours of a man. The robot is now a receptacle for the affections of an increasingly alienated mankind. In Westworld and The Stepford Wives, we see mechanical targets for a misogynist backlash against women by an ever more emasculated male population in the wake of the sexual revolution...


Monday 15 November 2010

Suddenly.

"Subject: $5.80???
HELLO,Are you kidding us??? NEVER.You have 21 ratings and just 3 notes. Forgetaboutit. "

Just to explain the situation, i have never seen that guy in my room. And probably he had never seen me and had never been in my chat, cuz usually i keep much lower price.
Actually, i kept the highest price to stay in the free chat, cuz i still hope to make those freaking 120 hours.
But still: is my price anyhow the problem of the guy who never comes in my chatroom? Does he has nothing to do but just sneaking and surfing profiles of girls?
Nah, get a life, man.

Thursday 11 November 2010

What girls want.

I forgot to tell about the most awesome porn i have ever seen. They show it on the so-called women-friendly chanell what was pretty obvious, i can say.
The big ( even huge) awesome muscular black guy fucked missionary one middle-age, average housewife, persistent repeating: "You are SO beautyful! I LOVE you!"

Monday 8 November 2010

Boobs, dummies, milk and animals.













Just last weekend me and my gf had talked about things which are impossible to hide. One of those things is ur sexual clicks, preferences, turn-ons, fixations. U write a story - and the whole story actually would be just a stage to show the one main scene, ur turn-on. U make a movie - and sooner or later ur biggest desire, ur addiction would be shown (remember tranntino's bare feet or "drag me to hell", the oral fixation of the director of this so-called-movie was hard to not see). So it i here. I see lactation and something strange, like sex with statue. Probably, that's what Pygmalion felt. Maybe that's the idea of doll, with which u can do whenever u want, maybe that's the wish of no response, maybe the dream about coldness. As well i could say that this artist likes to be humiliated, but i am not sure about that. I would try that if he was my guest.
Still, i like those pics.

Thursday 4 November 2010

4 stages of love : 1) Hand in hand 2) That in hand 3) Hand in that 4) That in that.