Wednesday 30 June 2010

7 words which are officially forbidden by FCC.

fuck, shit, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, piss, tits

Friday 25 June 2010

And back to WC.

Weird ways to go

Accidental strangulation in bed and accidental hanging and strangulation... Have no one there but me ever heard about the little thing called autoasfixia?

Sometimes people love things i really cannot understand.

Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Ever heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

Напомнили.

По-хорошему, перекопировать бы это, потому что ну это ж нельзя потерять такое веселое! Надо заняться на досуге. Ну а пока, чтоб не искать:
http://liveshow.ru/index.php?showtopic=8282
http://liveshow.ru/index.php?showtopic=8320
http://liveshow.ru/index.php?showtopic=8322

http://www.master-x.com/forum/topics/116142/

http://liveshow.ru/index.php?showtopic=8389

http://liveshow.ru/index.php?showtopic=7700

И еще с форума:

"...а потом зарабатывающие по пять тысяч с сайта громко сетуют на то, что у них мем 20 центов отозвал.
да, крохоборство мемберов бесит само по себе как человеческое качество.
я про другое. КАК они ЗАМЕЧАЮТ?
я, к примеру, на жасе далеко не бешеные тыщи делаю. недавно заметила первый чб, и то потому, что аж полторы сотни зараз отозвалось, ваще с февраля откуда-то. ну, приват прошел - а денег столько же, сколько и вчера было. конечно, я удивилась и полезла смотреть.
за смену на жасе (когда выхожу) даже в мемберке лист на страницу. какой там выглядывать, кто сколько отозвал, мне б до кровати доползти. а 20 центов меня тупо смешат. ну забрал и забрал, йух с ними. двадцать старушек - рупь. у 10 девушек отозвал - купил чашку кофе. может, ему на кофе не хватает. в принципе, если у меня за период ( я не в курсе) пусть даже 100 чуваков 20 центов отзовут - я даже не замечу. на моем (заметьте, далеко не тысячном) чеке это никак не отразится. а уж тем более лезть и ковыряться днями и ночами.

п.с. а вот, к примеру, отозванные деньги за отпользованный фан-клуб меня бы выбесили. даже если пять долларов или 15. но это другая песня и речь не о них."

Tuesday 22 June 2010

And the last one for today

On that photo from Life Magazine u can see what was not allowed to be in motion pictures at the end of 30-s:
1. Law defeated.
2. Inside of thigh.
3. Lace lingerie.
4. Dead man.
5. Narcotics.
6. Drinking.
7. Exposed bosom
8. Gambling.
9.Pointing gun.
10. Tommy gun.

And dont ask me what kinf of fetish is it. Just enjoy.



Those are works of this guy: http://www.factory1019.com/

THAT girl.


Colour photographes. Rare, isn't it?

...Properly cooked, they taste even better! :-)

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Monday 21 June 2010

As that talk turned to be about dating anyway...


The Anti-Flirt Club was an American club active in Washington D.C., during the early 1920s. The purpose of the club was to protect young women and girls who received unwelcome attention from men in automobiles and on street corners. The Anti-Flirt Club launched an "Anti-Flirt" week, which began on March 4, 1923.


The club had a series of rules, which were intended as sound and serious advice. These were:
1. Don't flirt: those who flirt in haste oft repent in leisure.
2. Don't accept rides from flirting motorists—they don't invite you in to save you a walk.
3. Don't use your eyes for ogling—they were made for worthier purposes.
4. Don't go out with men you don't know—they may be married, and you may be in for a hair-pulling match.
5. Don't wink—a flutter of one eye may cause a tear in the other.
6. Don't smile at flirtatious strangers—save them for people you know.
7. Don't annex all the men you can get—by flirting with many, you may lose out on the one.
8. Don't fall for the slick, dandified cake eater—the unpolished gold of a real man is worth more 9. than the gloss of a lounge lizard.
9. Don't let elderly men with an eye to a flirtation pat you on the shoulder and take a fatherly interest in you. Those are usually the kind who want to forget they are fathers.
10. Don't ignore the man you are sure of while you flirt with another. When you return to the first one you may find him gone.
Maybe it is truth what they say that feminism had been created by the most ugly and unwanted women?

Dating Guide For Single Women, 1938

Friday 18 June 2010

Monday 14 June 2010

Saturday 12 June 2010

Men and their balls.




Yeah, football season is started. To be honest, there is a huge thing which doesnt let me to enjoy it: men prefer to wacth running guys more than dancing girls.

Thursday 10 June 2010

Found in translation.

лучше дайте мне ваше название skype, и я добавлю Вас?
там легче я могу послать
также даже я могу открыть камеру сети, и Вы можете видеть меня также
такое легче чем почта
и если Вы будете думать, что я плох для вашего вкуса
Вы можете блокировать меня сразу
дайте шанс
если это не будет приятно мои фотографии и способ, которым я говорю с Вами
Вы можете блокировать и удалить меня сразу
ничто к свободному

я могу даже заплатить 100 евро западным союзом, чтобы видеть Вас на камере такой! я очень серьезен
5-10 минут видят Вас такой чистая красота
я могу заплатить эти деньги
западным союзом
Вы скажете мне ваше имя и фамилию
и на следующий день возьмет деньги от любого почтового отделения или банка
которые работают с западным союзом
я дам Вам номер ссылки оплаты
и Вы пойдете с этим числом и вашим паспортом
и получите легко
только 3-5 минут видят Вас голый даже достаточно для меня
ничто не извращает, я не хочу
просто встаньте поворот или прогулка
позволять мне обращаться к такой красоте
это было бы желательным для меня


кажется, гугл-транслятор перечитал японской лирики.
это прекрасно.

Thursday 3 June 2010

En kijk maar, ik heb wat gevonden!







Last picture makes me sad. It's all about soccer now. And it's gonna be like this till the season ends.