Friday 30 April 2010

Wednesday 28 April 2010

Dear diary...

...Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris.

...Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something."

...Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying.

...Today, I met my boyfriend’s mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark."

...Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I’m also pregnant.

...Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test.

...Today, I proposed to a girl I’d been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I’d first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook ‘OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today’.

...Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why he said. "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty… and I don’t want people to know I lied".

...Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn’t expecting was that he’d start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he’d kiss the first random girl he saw.

Sunday 25 April 2010

English.

George Bernard Shaw once made a joke that you could spell fish as "ghoti" — using the "gh" from enough, the "o" from women, and the "ti" from motion. But he was just being silly, wasn't he?

Why are there, for example, twelve different ways to spell the sound "ee", (here just five of them: "seem", "clean", "ski", "key", "people" and "quay") and four different ways to spell the "sh" sound (as in "shut", "motion", "malicious" and "mission") and four to spell the "i" sound ("sit", "system", "women" and "pretty")? Wouldn't one for each be enough? (And why does "enough" end with a "gh" when we say "f"?)


"Spelling reform
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter c would be dropped to be replased either by k or s, and likewise x would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which c would be retained would be the ch formation, which will be dealt with later.
Year 2 might reform w spelling, so that which and one would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish y replasing it with i and Iear 4 might fiks the g/j anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.
Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez c, y and x — bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez — tu riplais ch, sh, and th rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld." Mark Twain

And a similar story:

"The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty"s government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish". - In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. - There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. - In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away. - By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". - During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU! "


There is no transcription in the German dictionary, no transcription in the Spanish dictionary, no transcription in the Dutch dictionary... and the transcription in the English dictionary.
Cuz there are rules of pronunciation in German, rules of pronunciation in Spanish, rules of pronunciation in Dutch, and there is transcription in the English dictionary.


Yes, im studing. Digging deep into my books, trying to learn one language and do not forget another.

And just a funny fact to know...


Working as a copywriter for Esquire, Hugh Hefner left in January 1952 after being denied a $5 raise.

I Modi.

I Modi (The Ways) also known as The Sixteen Pleasures or under the Latin title De omnibus Veneris Schematibus, is a famous, essentially lost erotic book of the Italian Renaissance


and were based on sixteen images of sexual positions (Aretino's Postures). Aretino then composed sixteen explicit sonnets to accompany the paintings/engravings.

In some meaning it was first european Kama-Sutra.


Some more about it (it's really interesting, u know): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Modi

Men at work.


MONETA ROMAna.


A spintria (plural, spintriae ) is a Roman token, possibly for brothels, usually depicting sexual acts or symbols.
They may have been used to pay prostitutes, who at times spoke a different language. While this is subject to argument, the numbers on them line up with known prices for Roman prostitutes (University of Queensland reference). Some theorize them gaming tokens, and they may have been produced for only a short period, probably in the 1st century A.D.


Wednesday 14 April 2010

I cannot believe that stupid movie is so popular. But u see the prooves everywhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc Pfff. They ate my brain.
Interesting, is there any porn with blue folks already or not yet? Should be, by the rule 34.

PG Porn - Porn for the whole family.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrYnGKluXPw

Monday 12 April 2010

MUST SEE!

U have to watch it! The lion is awesome! He really breathes new life into this boring classical dancing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ha1XZSqsyc

Btw, it is "Nutcracker", arabian "Coffee"dance.

Gal's stuff.


Kool link, finally i know what people believe is fashion. http://www.polyvore.com/

And just a funny game to play, maybe i'll get some idea for my own wardrobe, who knows? Anyway it worth to dig in it.

Wednesday 7 April 2010

Some pictures which are even more funny being related to webcam.



P.s. Im really sorry im offline so often. NO fucking mood. So the last picture is filled with a special sense to me.
P.p.s. If u wonder why and how the first pic could be related to being online, u should see the way a model looks with the online version of make up. Out of cam and light, i mean.
One more p.p.s. Ok, in my case there is not such a big difference with my..khm.. lets call it casual make up. Only eyes are more "smoky". But im something special))

Thursday 1 April 2010

Before the washing mashines and wash dryers had been invented house-wives had to be really creative to think up the verisimilar reason to bring smth vibrative in their houses...